Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Henry and Coach Xeno

   Once upon a time in a pond not so far away, lived a toad named Henry.  One Summer morning, Henry started to go to Horton Hogsnake High School.  Henry heard an odd noise in the bushes.  It was a bunch of greedy wildcats trying to kill more prey than they needed.  He gasped, and without a second glance, he ran off in the direction of the Cola Bottle Police Station in hope of finding help.
   But to his amazement he could not find any of the officers.  Then he ran out of the station only to find a heap of growing cockroaches singing for choir.  They got excited because if they won, they could get a lifetime supply of food scraps.  "Imagine if we never had to leave the comfort of a home to get food!" One of them said.  "Yum...," another added dreamily.  Henry finally got to his school and when he settled down in Mrs. Wiggleforth's classroom, there was yet another interruption!  The Ant Triplets were forming a parafe in class!  What's more is that they were carrying different spices that made everyone's eyes water.  Celia started to plead to Mrs. Wiggleforth to go to the bathroom to wash her eyes.  Pretty soon, everybody started asking to go to the bathroom until she could not stand it anymore.  "FINE! GO!" she yelled, which was not very loud to be honest.  It sounded more like this"fine. go." So as you see, most of the time, well actually all of the time, the students succeed in getting what they want.
    She complained of this to Principal Felix and he immediately hired a coach.  "This should mold them into shape!" he said.  Soon the new coach arrived.  His name was Coach Xenophilisopholispocketingopingersoap Lovegood, but everyone called him Coach Xeno.  Then he asked Henry what to do if there was a tornado.  Henry answered the question correctly so he got to pick the dance theme of the day.  "You could pick The Yolk, The Jellyfish, or The Upbeat Growth," said Coach Xeno.  "I pick,,, umm... oh how about The Yolk?"  "Sure! Great choice, Henrry," he stated.
   In Science they were learning how tow trucks get fuel.  When they reached for the coal, they had found that somebody had already begun grinding it for them.  Soon, it was time to go back home.  While he was hopping home, he saw a glint in the dirt.  "Whose could it be?"  After examining the object and identifying it as a watch.  "Oh!" he said, jumping back in surprise.  "This watch belongs to Samantha!  I better return it.  She could claim this.  He hopped over to Merrymouse Lane and delivered her watch back to her."  "Thank you, Henry! I have been looking all over for this." He said his goodbye, and set off back home.  He went home, did his homework and finally, after a long day went to bed, under a warm blanket of paste.